my hubby's retirement plan!!!

[BabyBird98]

Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


Jaye Should be a MILLIONARE by next week!!

[Branflakes]

But will he have the beer belly to prove it?

[BabyBird98]

most diffently!

[Neophobic Man]

Bud Light though...ewwwwwww [img]tongue.gif[/img]